"oh shit this chick is cool as fuck"- eminem about me. ✌😎
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a great sense of humor and can hold an intelligent conversation
never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food
on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”
tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”